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Name: Jamie
Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, United States
Birthday: 5/20/1989
Gender: Female
Interests: Family: Ryan: Friends: Orange:
White Tigers: Music: Softball:
Football: Horror Movies: Fight Club:
Quilting: Cross Stitch: Guns:
Shootin Pool: Mountain Dew:
Pretty Much Anything Fun
Occupation: Teacher/Administrative Aid
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Yahoo:  Squeakybaby143
Yahoo:  Orangchrry13
Member Since:
11/7/2005
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| there was an old english gentleman traveling on the new trains in 1800 US. He was heading to san francisco for a business trip. his only request was that he have a part of the train all to himself, since he hated it when ppl disturbed him while he read his paper. of course he got his request. but only for a while. Sir Charles was reading the paper when he guessed he fell asleep because the next thing he knew there was a women sitting across from him singing to a baby. He grunted to tell her he was there and that she should leave. But she only ignored him. He wondered why she was there and why the conductor had allowed her in his private car. He figured she had missed her train and they only had room for her in here. So he ignored her. About an hour later she was still singing that same song. "u are my love, my only love. my darling angel, my only jooooy." he decided to try and start a conversation with her. but she just ignored him. so he kept reading his paper. eventually he started to get fidgety. his curiosity got the better of him. he had to see that baby the woman was so protectivly craddling. he tried from many angles and finally decided to just lean right over and take a look. but right when he was about to see the little tyke the woman looked him and screamed as she yanked the baby out of the way. then the train crashed and he was thrown to the floor since he was bent so far over. lucky he was though because at that moment the train tipped and a branch was thrust through the window where he had been sitting. it would have surely decapitated him if he had still been in the seat. when talking to the conductor afterwards he realized he didn't see the woman anywhere and asked the conductor where she was. he sayed" what are u talking about we made sure you were alone" "but i saw here she was singing to a baby" he proclaimed. the conductor smiled with recognition. he explained to Sir Charles. "that was no woman. it was the ghost of the white woman. see, she was on her way to her honeymoon with the love of her life. oh what a lovely couple they were. so in love. but then her new hubby was joking around and stuck his head out the window. at that moment they went past a sharp piece of metal on a pole. cut his head clean off it did. they found her in that very car craddling the body singing the song u were talkin about and screamin for his head at the same time. they never found that head.ppl say that she comes to that car right before a crash so that she can protect anyone in there." with a shudder Sir Charles realized what that little "baby" really was. the white lady had found her love's head. | | |
| its amazing but my parents finally trust me! They left me home alone for the weekend! haha! and my neighbor who is supposed to be watching the house to make sure nothin is going on is tellin me to have a party and invite him over! haha! i wont be havin any wild parties tho! maybe just a couple of friends over to hang out tonight. it should be fun even if i dont hang out here tonight! i would rather be at someone elses house then my own! i know kayla is gonna pick me up from work tonight but what we do from there is still in the air! i know i wanna drink ive been saying that since i heard they were leaving! right now i dont even care what it is! you could put a beer in my hand and i would drink it and i HATE beer! well i got stuff to do! Love Ya and Miss Ya! | | |
| Strange Facts
1) The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
2) Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
3) Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles from the flush.
4) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
5) American car horns beep in the tone of F.
6) No piece of paper can be folded into half more than 7 times.
7) Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
8) 1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
9) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
10) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
11) The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
12) The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
13) A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight.
14) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
15) Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
16) The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
17) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
18) The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
19) The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
20) Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
21) The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.
22) Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
23) Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
24) Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor
25) Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
26) All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
27) The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
28) Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
29) Pearls melt in vinegar.
30) It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
31) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
32) The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
33) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
34) Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
35) Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from
the sale of vodka.
36) The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/two communications)
37) Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
38) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
39) The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie."(Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
40) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. * Spades - King David; * Clubs - Alexander the Great; * Hearts - Charlemagne; * Diamonds -Julius Caesar.
41) Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down-hence the expression "to get fired."
42) Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
43) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
44) Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.
45) Actor Tommy Lee Jones and US vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.
46) The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
47) Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
48) The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
49) There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
50) All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20
51) A pregnant gold fish is called a twit
52) Rocks explode in microwaves
53) Steam rollers don't actually roll steam
54) 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321
55) Coca-Cola is better at cleaning your drain pipes than products like Draino
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| Lover's Rules
1. Never let your love become a common thing
2. Never assume the other person knows you love them
3. Don't say it doesn't matter, if it's obviously bugging you
4. Never underestimate the power of a smile, often accompanied by a hug
5. Never be late for something important
6. Remember, they're never further away than the closest phone
7. No distance is ever too great for true love
8. Never talk down to the person you love
9. Never forget that a relationship is a 90-90 effort, not 50-50
10. No effort is ever to great for love
11. Don't ever forget the way you felt the first time you said "I love you"
12. Sometimes it doesn't matter how or what you say, but how it's taken
13. Say "I'm Sorry" more than you need too
14. Nothing is guaranteed-don't expect what you have today, to be waiting for you tomorrow...work everyday for the next
15. People aren't mind readers-if you feel something let them know
16. There is a difference between accepting what is meant to be, and giving up. If it means something to you-work on it
17. Never go to sleep angry
18. Tell them why you love them
19. Tell someone if they make you feel all tingly inside-it will give the feeling back to them
20. Don't get used to something-make every smile exciting and every kiss sweet
21. Never think you know a person completely-people are always changing
22. A little space is sometimes the best band-aid
23. Never say "I love you" if you don't mean it-always say it if you do
24. If you're keeping something locked up inside, be careful how it oozes out
25. If you're too busy for something or someone you care about, you're too busy
26. Sometimes loving someone means letting them win
27. Fall in love with a friend | | |
| If I Died Tomorrow...
*Would you cry?*
*Would you think you'd have to die too?*
*Would you think about the good times?*
*Would you think about the bad ones too?*
*Would you wish you could've said good-bye?*
*Would you wish you could've told me how you felt?*
*Would you wish you could see me one more time?*
*Would you feel like it was your fault?*
*Would you feel like you had lost everything you had to live for?*
*Would you feel bad if you knew I was doing drugs and you did nothing to make me stop?*
*Would you feel bad if I told you that you're the reason I committed suicide?*
*Would you be angry with me because I left you here alone?*
*Would you ever wonder what was really going through my head?*
*Would you have tried to stop me if you knew what I was going to do?*
You dont have to answer these questions but i did write this it was a LONG time ago and I dont have thoughts like this anymore. but i was going to show people a LONG time ago and never got the chance. But I hope it kind of makes people think about not knowing what other people are really thinking and just because they say and act like everything is fine it really might not be. Love Ya and Miss Ya!
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